Sunday is his heyday but you can catch him any time
He's seen on every channel from 1 to 69
He tells the same old story he'll save you if he can
Just send him 50 dollars and he'll take you by the hand
Network preacher network preacher Your a most elusive creature
Your deception and corruption It will be your own destruction
Network preacher
He tells you your a sinner you should really be ashamed
Then he passes round a fish bowel to collect all the loose change
He says there's people starving while you sit at home and feast
If you look behind the pulpit its clear he's had enough to eat
Network preacher network preacher Your a most elusive creature
Your deception and corruption It will be your own destruction
Network preacher
He rides up in his limo his chauffeur waits outside
While he feeds his line of bullshit to the crowed who wait inside
He rivals Marlin Brandow and Eastwood cant compare
He gives a great performance and it brings them off of there chairs
Network preacher network preacher Your a most elusive creature
Your deception and corruption It will be your own destruction
Network preacher
So listen to this story friend you better be aware
When your flippin' through the channels and you see him standing there
Before you send him any money before you give him any time
Think on it a day or two tomorrow you may find that
Network preacher network preacher Your a most elusive creature
Your deception and corruption It will be your own destruction
Network preacher